mrgoldsdearie:

Every time I get a follower I silently fangirl because someone actually looked at my blog and thought “imma follow dis”

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notsiskysbusiness:

Gabe Saporta thinks he’s hot shit and that irritates me because Gabe Saporta is in fact hot shit

I knEW MY NEPHEW WAS GOING TO BE A LITTLE SHIT AND WAIT UNTIL SHORTLY AFTER MIDNIGHT TO BE BORN

i don’t understand this whole giving gifts for easter thing??? like small gifts sure, maybe, but i’ve seen people give full out gifts i just?????

i just want to cuddle with someone and sleep for a million years

i’m just miserable and hungry. i want to sleep for two weeks but i also want to go to taco bell or something

andrewpauldost:

what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

partism:

Pretty girls make me want to punch myself in the face

arrafrost:

indecentdrawer:

if someone is mean to you, don’t be mean back. talk to them, get to know them, be good friends, find out all the kinds of books/movies/tv series they love

then spoil it

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so i really should work on my speech for thursday (which is whatever i want to speak on, as long as it’s one of three types of presentations; i’m going to do another informative) but i just really don’t feel like it i just want to watch a show or a movie but i really don’t know what because i kind of don’t feel like watching shoujo cosette or arrested development but i don’t know what i do want to watch