jfc trying to get around silent boys is so hard and so heart pounding i hate them so much ugh

mmmm ;]

carasala:

kiss me dear cause i think i am dying/ and you seem to be a distant dream/ last night my fields all caught on fire/ and you stood amongst the golden flames/ we make sense in my head, in my head we make sense/ we make sense in my head, in my head we make sense/ we make sense/ and soon you drew the curtains close around you/ you always disappear into the mist/ the ever-missing orphan on a milkbox/ i keep you like a secret in my fist/ but i know/ we make sense in my head, in my head we make sense/ we make sense in my head, in my head we make sense/ we make…

sixpenceee:

Some of these short films are suspenseful. Others are humorous and some have psychological twists. Hope you guys enjoy!

  1. RED BALLOON: A little girl Dorothy is having trouble sleeping. She wakes up frequently. Her babysitter, Julie, tells her it’s nothing to be worried about it. Or is it?
  2. THE LAST TEN: A nameless man arrives home one evening. He begins to walk up the stairwell to his apartment unaware of the impending disaster that awaits him at the top. He has ten minutes left to live. His wife has even less.
  3. CUT: A barber at a shop is alone in the middle of the night, when he begins to hear creaks and unexpected noises
  4. DOPPELGANGERA woman gets receives a frantic call from her husband. He urgently tells her not to go home, and not to believe what she sees when she gets there.
  5. MAMAThis is the 3 minute short film that inspired the full length movie Mama
  6. HE DIES AT THE ENDA man begins to receive strange requests from his computer. WARNING: JUMPSCARE 
  7. SUCKABLOODSuckablood” is a monster who punishes thumb-sucking children. When he is tricked one night by a little girl he decides to teach her a lesson she’ll never forget.
  8. THE FACTS IN THE CASE OF MISTER HOLLOWA short horror film that takes a different approach. It will leave you with more questions than answers. 
  9. BEHIND CLOSED DOORSTroubled by his conflicting parents and haunted by the monster that dwells in his bedroom closet - Gregory must confront his demons and defeat the true evil that exists behind closed doors. WARNING: CHILD, DOMESTIC ABUSE
  10. BEDFELLOWSA woman wakes up in the middle of the night because of a phone call. The person sleeping next to her is not who she wants him to be. 

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    How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If Applied in Other Instances:

  •  *Man walks into a store and finds employee*
  • Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
  • Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
  • Man: I never filled out an application.
  • Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
  • Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
  • Employee: Well, but that doesn't-
  • Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
  • Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
  • Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
  • Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
  • Man: Well no, but what does that matter?
  • Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
  • Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
  • Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.
  • Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
  • Employee: 
  • Man: 
  • Employee: 
  • Man: Fuck you, slut.

caelas:

girls are so hot???? like i see a hot girl every 2 seconds.  and a hot guy about every 2 weeks.  and even then i’m wary because he might end up yelling something rude at me or making a rape joke or something

life. and matt’s leg

yay for not wanting to write something that’s due tomorrow :D

yo wassup new hair #me

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STILL DON’T APPROVE OF URL CHANGE

i’m going to get my hairs cut todaaaaayyyyy c:

I AM GOING TO PUNCH SOMEONE

princesshawkguy:

the struggle between “i’m too lazy to shave my legs plus it’s a nice fuck you to gender expectations” and “i want legs as smooth as baby dolphins” is so real

so apparently there is legitimate talk of me being a supervisor. which is awesome except so far chandler hasn’t gotten the pay of a super yet, but he’s saying he’s not gonna do it until he gets the pay and i’m of the same mind. if i’m going to be closing a couple nights a week, i’m getting my fuckibg super pay ok